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Stranger: Hi m/f?

You: BOTH

You: ITS PRETTY AMAZING DOWN THERE

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Stranger: you turn me on c;

You: HOW?

You: LIKE… WITH A SWITCH?

You: ARE YOU A LIGHTBULB?

Stranger: YES. i am a light.

You: OH MY GAAAWWWD

You: HOW ARE YOU TYPING?

Stranger: BECKY LOOK AT HER BUTT.

You: WHAT?

You: WHOSE BECKY?

Stranger: YOU SILLY.

You: WHAT? SINCE WHEN?

You: WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN

Stranger: what :3

You: AND WHY AM I LOOKING AT BUTTS

Stranger: today.

Stranger: cause you like bug butts & you cannot liiiiiie

Stranger: big*

You: BUG BUTTS?

You: NO

Stranger: LMFAO

You: YOU WERE CORRECT

You: I CANNOT REPRESS MY BUG BOOTY FETISH

Stranger: omg, im dying of laughtter.

You: LADYBUGS, MANBUGS IT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE

You: LONG AS YOU GOT THAT BADONKADONKA

You: DAMN

Stranger: XDDDD!

You: FUCK IT, *OLLIES OUT*

You: BYYYE

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Stranger: :3

You: I PUNCHED THE LAW

You: AND THE LAW WOOOON

Stranger: ….. that doesnt…….

Stranger: make……

Stranger: sense…………

You: HEY

You: HEY NOW

You: DON’T JUDGE ME MAN

You: I DON’T NEED THIS

Stranger: im not judgin buddy

Stranger: im just sayin

You: I’M IN PRISON

Stranger: thems aint the lyrics

You: FOR BEING A SHITTY JUDGE

Stranger: well im not surprised

Stranger: youre so aggressive

You: GOD

You: SORRY

You: OKAY?

You: JEEZ!

Stranger: ok just

Stranger: sometimes i worry

Stranger: about you

You: YOU DO?

You: BUT… HOW?

You: HOW IS THAT EVEN?

Stranger: im you from the future

You: OH RIGHT FAIR ENOUGH

You: WHATS UP MAN

Stranger: not much

Stranger: i mean

Stranger: i dont have legs anymore

Stranger: so we’re not up

You: I NEVER HAD LEGS SO THATS COOL

You: WHY DO YOU THINK I PUNCHED THE LAW

Stranger: oh shit really

You: AS OPPOSED TO KICK

You: DUNKASS

Stranger: id forgotten all about it

Stranger: DONT TAKE THAT TONE WITH ME

You: sorry man

Stranger: THATS WHAT I THOUGHT

Stranger: JESUS

You: hey calm down!

Stranger: NO

Stranger: NO I WONT CALM DOWN

Stranger: I LSOT MY CALM BACK IN NAM

You: wow you are really into this

Stranger: IM FROTHING AT THE MOUTH

You: you should seek a medical proffesional

You: sort that shit out

Stranger: YOU SHOULD SEEK MY FIST IN YOUR MOUTH

You: FUCK FINE LETS BOTH BE ANGRY

You: YOU SHOULD STICK YOUR/MY SEVERED FOOT UP YOUR/MY ASS

Stranger: GOD THIS IS TURNING INTO A CAPS LOCK CLUSTER FUCK

You: OH GOD ALL THESE LETTERS

You: FUCK

Stranger: I USED TO KEEP YOUR/MY/OUR LEGS IN A JAR

Stranger: BUT SOME KIDS DOWN THE BLOCK STOLE THEM

Stranger: AND STUCK THEM TO A DOG

You: WELL FUCK

You: FINE

You: HERE IS NEWS FOR YOU

You: I AM YOU FROM THE FUTURE TOO

Stranger: HOLY SHIT

You: TIME IS CIRCULAR BITCH

Stranger: I DONT

Stranger: I CANT

You: EVEN

Stranger: YOU JUST BLEW MY MIND

You: I JUST BLEW

You: MY OWN MIND

Stranger: OOOOHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Stranger: TIME IS COLLAPSING

You: IT’S LIKE A MENTAL ORGY UP IN HERE ALL THIS MIND BLOWING

Stranger: I CANT DEAL I JUST

Stranger: I CANT

You: FUCK THEN

You: END IT

Stranger: ILL SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE

Stranger: FAREWELL ME

You: I’LL BE YOU

You: BEING ME

You: LATER BRO

Stranger: PEACE

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