madeleineishere:

IT’S MY KITTY CAT’S BIRTHDAY. 

madeleineishere:

IT’S MY KITTY CAT’S BIRTHDAY. 

Reblog if you’re gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, transgender or a supporter.

simonbobx:

bonus points if your followers can guess which one(s)

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi m/f?

You: BOTH

You: ITS PRETTY AMAZING DOWN THERE

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: you turn me on c;

You: HOW?

You: LIKE… WITH A SWITCH?

You: ARE YOU A LIGHTBULB?

Stranger: YES. i am a light.

You: OH MY GAAAWWWD

You: HOW ARE YOU TYPING?

Stranger: BECKY LOOK AT HER BUTT.

You: WHAT?

You: WHOSE BECKY?

Stranger: YOU SILLY.

You: WHAT? SINCE WHEN?

You: WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN

Stranger: what :3

You: AND WHY AM I LOOKING AT BUTTS

Stranger: today.

Stranger: cause you like bug butts & you cannot liiiiiie

Stranger: big*

You: BUG BUTTS?

You: NO

Stranger: LMFAO

You: YOU WERE CORRECT

You: I CANNOT REPRESS MY BUG BOOTY FETISH

Stranger: omg, im dying of laughtter.

You: LADYBUGS, MANBUGS IT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE

You: LONG AS YOU GOT THAT BADONKADONKA

You: DAMN

Stranger: XDDDD!

You: FUCK IT, *OLLIES OUT*

You: BYYYE

You have disconnected.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Omegle couldn’t find anyone who shares interests with you, so this stranger is completely random. Try adding more interests!

Stranger: :3

You: I PUNCHED THE LAW

You: AND THE LAW WOOOON

Stranger: ….. that doesnt…….

Stranger: make……

Stranger: sense…………

You: HEY

You: HEY NOW

You: DON’T JUDGE ME MAN

You: I DON’T NEED THIS

Stranger: im not judgin buddy

Stranger: im just sayin

You: I’M IN PRISON

Stranger: thems aint the lyrics

You: FOR BEING A SHITTY JUDGE

Stranger: well im not surprised

Stranger: youre so aggressive

You: GOD

You: SORRY

You: OKAY?

You: JEEZ!

Stranger: ok just

Stranger: sometimes i worry

Stranger: about you

You: YOU DO?

You: BUT… HOW?

You: HOW IS THAT EVEN?

Stranger: im you from the future

You: OH RIGHT FAIR ENOUGH

You: WHATS UP MAN

Stranger: not much

Stranger: i mean

Stranger: i dont have legs anymore

Stranger: so we’re not up

You: I NEVER HAD LEGS SO THATS COOL

You: WHY DO YOU THINK I PUNCHED THE LAW

Stranger: oh shit really

You: AS OPPOSED TO KICK

You: DUNKASS

Stranger: id forgotten all about it

Stranger: DONT TAKE THAT TONE WITH ME

You: sorry man

Stranger: THATS WHAT I THOUGHT

Stranger: JESUS

You: hey calm down!

Stranger: NO

Stranger: NO I WONT CALM DOWN

Stranger: I LSOT MY CALM BACK IN NAM

You: wow you are really into this

Stranger: IM FROTHING AT THE MOUTH

You: you should seek a medical proffesional

You: sort that shit out

Stranger: YOU SHOULD SEEK MY FIST IN YOUR MOUTH

You: FUCK FINE LETS BOTH BE ANGRY

You: YOU SHOULD STICK YOUR/MY SEVERED FOOT UP YOUR/MY ASS

Stranger: GOD THIS IS TURNING INTO A CAPS LOCK CLUSTER FUCK

You: OH GOD ALL THESE LETTERS

You: FUCK

Stranger: I USED TO KEEP YOUR/MY/OUR LEGS IN A JAR

Stranger: BUT SOME KIDS DOWN THE BLOCK STOLE THEM

Stranger: AND STUCK THEM TO A DOG

You: WELL FUCK

You: FINE

You: HERE IS NEWS FOR YOU

You: I AM YOU FROM THE FUTURE TOO

Stranger: HOLY SHIT

You: TIME IS CIRCULAR BITCH

Stranger: I DONT

Stranger: I CANT

You: EVEN

Stranger: YOU JUST BLEW MY MIND

You: I JUST BLEW

You: MY OWN MIND

Stranger: OOOOHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Stranger: TIME IS COLLAPSING

You: IT’S LIKE A MENTAL ORGY UP IN HERE ALL THIS MIND BLOWING

Stranger: I CANT DEAL I JUST

Stranger: I CANT

You: FUCK THEN

You: END IT

Stranger: ILL SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE

Stranger: FAREWELL ME

You: I’LL BE YOU

You: BEING ME

You: LATER BRO

Stranger: PEACE

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pouncingpanda:

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By Studio Wolf Smoke

Wolf Smoke is a small original animation making studio now in Shanghai, China. We have only a few ppl but we trying our best to make great animtion. Kung Fu Cooking Girls is a short story, we made it for testing new cartoon style and method of the way of making movies. We did key frames on paper first then used vector software to do the between frames and color painting. This is the first time that we use this way to do stuff. Over 4000 key frames hand drawing and over 10,000 betweens in this movie. 

dumbgiraffeknees:

oh boy i went to work for the first time since i went to the US and it was ok i only nearly passed out twice wHY AM I SO FRAIL IM LIKE AN 80 YEAR OLD

a picture of me taken today tell me im cute tumblr

Your job is now your Time Lord name. The last digit of your phone number is the current regeneration you are in. The nearest clothing item to your right is now the most notable item in your current wardrobe. The last person you texted is your current companion. Your favorite word is now your catchphrase.

thenewfriendjeremy:

steamlord313:

eseli:

ronnienotthebear:

princess-pimento:

psiioniic:

waterjewelemi:

captainimaginary:

  • The Bar Back
  • 9th
  • Odd socks
  • Saralicious Wolfy
  • Meh

  • The retailor
  • 6th
  • Purple ball dress
  • Sophie
  • I sa coming.

I’m a classy Timelord XD

  • The Magician
  • 0th
  • Blazer (Awwww yeahhhh)
  • Cal (surprise surprise)
  • “If you can best me in a game of my choosing!”

-The Student

-7th

-Evan

-Turd

alright I think this will work

  • The Barista
  • 2nd
  • Wide belt
  • Cassey
  • Fantastic!

Yes this will do nicely

  • The Student
  • 2nd
  • Robe/Headphones (neither are on, but I am sat on both)
  • Myself (I texted my email)
  • “Oh Frabjous Day!”

Perfect.

  • The Producer
  • 9th regeneration
  • Uggs
  • My companion would be Typhlix
  • WELP.

Mark, that’s not your job! You’re a freeloader. :3c

  • The Musician
  • 9th regeneration
  • Dress shirt
  • My companion is Kat (go figure)
  • Shenanigans! (This is my current favorite word, and probably the best one for a catch phrase :3c)
  • The Developer
  • 9th regeneration
  • A charcoal knitted hoody
  • Isaac (housemate)
  • "Lovely"

andeatthemeek:

I am completely and totally madly in love with him.

<3

gobeur:

whatcha playing

gobeur:

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